We’ve all been to boring weddings. You know the kind I mean. The couple provides you the code for the room block and not much else. No itinerary of pre- or post-wedding get togethers. No suggested must-sees for out of town guests. No games or activities during the...
The New List of Alternative Wedding Vows for Mold-breaking Couples
By the time it’s your turn to get married, chances are you’ve sat through dozens of mundane wedding ceremonies. You can probably recite the standard wedding vows in unison with the newlyweds from start to finish without putting down your Nintendo Switch. But that’s...
How Do I Tell My Wedding Guests Their Kids Aren’t Invited?
We love kids as much as the next person, but some things are rated “R” for a reason. Las Vegas isn’t just called “Sin City,” it’s a great place to get into a little adult trouble. Sure there are plenty of kid-friendly destinations in the city, but most of the really...
Dark Academia Wedding Tips
Wedding days are the culmination of many daydreams and days of dreaming. So why not make yours a study in one of our favorite new aesthetics: Dark Academia. This relatively new internet aesthetic is a dreamy idealized version of higher education, the arts and...
What Private Wedding Ceremony Invitation Wording Should I Use For No Guests?
When most people think of wedding invitations, they think of these like big packets of calligraphy and lace — and that’s cool, but it’s not for everyone. Usually wedding invitations are for large ceremonies where everyone is coming, so if you’re planning to run off...
How the Hell Do I Pee While Wearing a Wedding Dress?!
You’ve found it! You’ve said yes to the perfect wedding dress. It’s everything you ever wanted... ...until you have to go to the bathroom. Then suddenly you’re doing your sickest Simone Biles moves over the toilet trying to figure out how to pee without getting it on...